I play lots of games, and this is legitimately one of the best experiences I've had with a game in a while! Having to use my surroundings to play was fun and the short length was a huge plus. Loved it and will be looking forward to what you do in the future!!
the game told me to skip to 7 but i was foolish enough to read the instructions i was skipping over. burdened with cheaterhood forever, i continue, in shame
I played the mobile version. Very unpolished port, will likely not play the desktop version. Only redeeming part of the game was my uninsultable kitten, Olive.
thank you kindly for playing Game. i see that you were unable to have any fun while playing Game, which accords with the decree. please remember to keep hating Game when you return home and find your ehyre.
Kinda hate it, but it has a cute kitten in it, so it's impossible to insult the kitten. Genuinely though I find this inspiring. [Mild Spoiler Warning] I lost because I forgot to yell.
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Yesss Im a winner with 5 points awesome game
I play lots of games, and this is legitimately one of the best experiences I've had with a game in a while! Having to use my surroundings to play was fun and the short length was a huge plus. Loved it and will be looking forward to what you do in the future!!
I am a cheater :(
the game told me to skip to 7 but i was foolish enough to read the instructions i was skipping over. burdened with cheaterhood forever, i continue, in shame
I have since pinched myself in the nose (will I ever learn???), drawn a jellyfish despite not having incurred its wrath, and won with 5 points. Yay!
Though I presume that I am no longer required to follow Game's instructions after I win it... or perhaps one never truly exits Game......
It appears that you have had a Certified Game Experience. Thank you so much for playing Game.
noooo i lost so close to the end :’(
I wonder why people spend so many $$$ on AAA games when they can just play Kitten zone.
I played the mobile version. Very unpolished port, will likely not play the desktop version. Only redeeming part of the game was my uninsultable kitten, Olive.
I'm so glad to see that you have understood the true meaning of Game. Thanks for playing!!
my playthrough: https://gist.github.com/pancelor/ed1551f7afce462349673b2c671a0118
unfortunately, I had a lot of fun. I believe this is Bad Game Design
The idea of a game which you play just by scrolling down a txt file amazes me.
Unfortunately, I didn’t get very far until I lost: I was on holiday, and had no ehyre with me!
In any case, top marks for ingenuity!
thank you kindly for playing Game. i see that you were unable to have any fun while playing Game, which accords with the decree. please remember to keep hating Game when you return home and find your ehyre.
The game sucks but I wrote a cringy self insert fan fic and it has a kitty so all good :)
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starskittiesIt's impossible to insult the kitten.
Kinda hate it, but it has a cute kitten in it, so it's impossible to insult the kitten. Genuinely though I find this inspiring. [Mild Spoiler Warning] I lost because I forgot to yell.
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